The Science of Deduction

High-Functioning Sociopath

I'm Sherlock Holmes, 35, the world's only consulting detective.

I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:

1. I observe everything.

2. From what I observe, I deduce everything.

3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.

If you need assistance, contact me and we'll discuss its potential.

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BLOG OF DR. JOHN WATSON: FANDOM EDITION: Are these the kind of things you'd like to be asked? 

pain-in-the-cas:

A - Your current OTP

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t

E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your…



demonicpencilpusher replied to your post: Please tell us the story of one another’s worst date ever.

[BBY WE’RE IN THE SAME CLUB. xD]

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Anonymous wrote: "Please tell us the story of one another's worst date ever."

[Definitely with Sally Anderson. Which can be found here.]

She’s never been on a date before.

Ever.

Looooooooser.


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demonicpencilpusher:

notapsychopathholmes:

demonicpencilpusher:

notapsychopathholmes:

demonicpencilpusher replied to your post: Wanna guess who’s pestering you with questions?

YOU WIN.

That was easy. 

Because I’m the only person who bothers prying into your little quirks?

Pretty much.

That’s just dreadful.

Eh. It’s life.


Reblog this if you want an Avengers pick up line in your askbox. 

ibelieveinloki:

(Source: helloeverything, via idoloveagoodbook)


demonicpencilpusher:

notapsychopathholmes:

demonicpencilpusher replied to your post: Wanna guess who’s pestering you with questions?

YOU WIN.

That was easy. 

Because I’m the only person who bothers prying into your little quirks?

Pretty much.


demonicpencilpusher replied to your post: Wanna guess who’s pestering you with questions?

YOU WIN.

That was easy. 


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Anonymous wrote: "Probably something low and scrubbed, dark but not animalistic. Bergamot, vetiver, dark woods, maybe a slight gourmand edge to it, but of a savoury variety, like cumin or paprika. And for some reason I see you wearing something with just a HINT of lavender to soften it."

Very good deduction. I’m impressed.


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Anonymous wrote: "Wanna guess who's pestering you with questions?"

Eva?


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Anonymous wrote: "Do you wear any cologne/scent other than soap? What is it?"

I do. And it’s none of your concern.


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